The Wonderful Aussie Tradition That is The Skimpy Barmaid
Blokes love looking at naked women, always have, always will. Since the beginning of time Aussie blokes have headed to their local pub after a hard days work to spend some of their hard earned cash on a nice cold beer. Over a hundred years ago an ingenious publican put two and two together and started a great tradition, the skimpy barmaid!
All across our great land crowds of thirsty blokes have flocked to their local bar to catch the skimpy hour. With the promise of gorgeous babes wielding icy cold beers in barely-there outfits who could resist? Nowhere saw as much booming success in the skimpy tradition as isolated mining towns. It comes as no surprise that these hard working men, spending their days surrounded by nothing but other hard working men, would jump at the opportunity to spend some time in the company of the fairer sex. Now add some cold booze, minus some clothing and you are onto a sure winner.
Everyone Loves a Skimpy Barmaid
But it’s not just the women-starved miners of the interior getting in on the skimpy barmaid action. All around the country pubs have realised the allure of gorgeous women in skimpy outfits serving drinks. In almost every city you can find a place to enjoy the company of skimpy bar maids while you have your well earned beer.
Just closed the big deal? What better way to celebrate! Need the final nudge to convince the client you have what he needs? I guarantee he will be much more open to business with a few beers under his belt and and few scantily clad babes in his field of view! But then do you really need a reason other than the cold beers and lovely ladies to convince you to head down to the bar for skimpy hour? I thought not.
A cold pint with a serving of eye-candy on the side? Who could resist?!
Red Foxx Flies The Skimpy Flag for Perth
Red Foxx has perfected this time honoured tradition with several skimpy events at different locations around the Perth area every day of the week. Our girls are gorgeous, friendly and fun, and if you see someone you like at one of our pubs there is a good chance you can book them to add that extra sex appeal to your next event or function.
Have a look on www.redfoxx.com.au for a full list of locations and times that our lovely ladies will be gracing you with their sexy skimpy presence. If you are hunting a specific foxx contact us and we can let you know when her next pub shift will be. Not all the foxxes heading out in their skimpies are shown in the Red Foxx gallery so make sure you drop by the pubs to see the full range of talent available from us here at Red Foxx.
Go on, you deserve it.
The Hen’s Night Dilemma
Organizing a Hen’s Night can be a bit of a minefield. The potential political potholes of getting a group of girls to agree on the specifics of the night can make for some serious headaches, let alone the actual logistics of the night.
Then there is the guest list. You don’t want to cause problems and hurt feelings by leaving anyone out. Then again, for the big night, you don’t want to have to cater to the tastes of the most tame of the Bride’s nearest and dearest.
Hen’s Night Problem:
On one hand you have the Mother of the bride, the Mother-in-law to be, and sweet old auntie Bessie. On the other hand, you have the bride’s raunchiest friends who are looking for a night of extreme dares, penis shaped EVERYTHING and shot, shot, shot, shots, sh-shots (everybody)!
Now if the Bride is the type of gal who wants to let her hair down and party with some hunky nude waiters and maybe take in a strip show or three, but the relatives are more “cup of Earl grey and a good book” types, fear not, there are ways to make sure everyone is involved. Even dear old auntie Bessie.
Hen’s Night Solution:
Make the party a multi-event affair! Start with a nice high-tea, luncheon and a spa day type deal during the daylight hours. Make it something everyone can enjoy, this leaves the older or more conservative ladies feeling included, and gives the other girls some time to bond and get excited about things to come.
Following the dignified activities of the day, the wilder girls are free to crank the Hen’s Party up as many notches as they like. After dark, when Auntie Bessie is safely tucked in bed with a smile from a lovely day, that’s when they really Hen’s Party gets started!
Red Foxx for a Wild & Raunchy Good Time
Now the oldies are in bed it’s time to get down to business!
This is the Bride’s last night of freedom so you are going to want some serious eye-candy to amp up your party. This is where Red Foxx comes in. We have a supply of handsome hotties to make your Hen’s Night the party of a lifetime. Choose from topless barmen, nude waiters, full strip shows or all of the above.
Our strippers have the chiseled abs, bigs arms, tight butts and sexy moves to make your Hen’s Night wild. Our guys have a large range of costumes including sexy cop, fireman, construction worker and so much more! Whatever the Hen’s fantasy let us bring it to life for her big night. Our guys are not just big hunks of sexy muscle, they come packing great personalities, a hilarious sense of humour and a bag of party tricks that will ensure everyone has the time of their lives.
Book Your Hen’s Night With Red Foxx Now
So what are you waiting for? Once you have decided on what type of service you are after, be it topless waiter, fully nude waiter, nude barman, stripper, strippers or any combination you fancy simply check out the guys pictures and bio’s and find the hunk that tickles your fancy. Once you have Made your booking it’s time to start getting excited, just wait until you see the brides face light up when one of our gorgeous guys rolls in the door dressed up as her not-so-secret fantasy.
Calling All Best Men, It’s Bucks Party time!
Attention best men. You know your responsibilities, don’t you? On the big day it’s all up to you. You’ve got to get him to the venue on time, properly dressed, somewhat sober with pre-wedding jitters calmed enough to get him standing mostly upright and ready to grin like a fool at the sight of his gorgeous bride. She walks in, you stand at the ready, on his left so your right arm is free to draw your sword and defend your mate from anyone opposing his holy union…well, maybe that part is a little dated. These days it’s more like you’re ready to sick one of the boys on drunk uncle Robbo who is about to cause a scene in a fifth row.
You produce the ring, maybe after a small fake fumble to get the bridesmaids giggling, and a few minutes later the happy couple are out the door, husband and wife. You head off with them, stopping traffic, holding lights, adjusting whatever need be to help them get those photos perfect.
Next, you hit the reception, grab your seat at the big table and get ready for your speech. Boom. You nailed it! You had the whole place in stitches, especially the cutie from the bride’s work at the other end of the bridal table. Time to sit back and enjoy the rewards of all your hard work, have a drink or three and share a few moments with the boys reminiscing about all the good times. Especially the bucks party.
The Bucks Party: The Crowning Jewel in a Best Man’s Resume
For all the work put in on the big day, you know your biggest responsibility to your mate is to usher out his days of singledom in style. The bucks party is a time old tradition, a moment to create those memories that will always be referenced back to, with winks and nods in certain company, and roaring stories with wild gesticulations in others.
The sentence “well we all remember Tom’s bucks party” followed by a huge round of laughter from the boys and a far-away look and faint smile from Tom is your legacy as a best man.
How Wild do You Want it? Bucks Party; Decisions Decisions…
Now to go about hosting this all-important bucks party. It’s decision time. Is your mate a gorgeous-lady-in-a-tiny-bikini-bringing-him-drinks kinda guy, or is two stunning beauties doing dirty things to each other with whipped cream and the contents of the crisper draw in the fridge more his speed?
Remember this is his bucks party, it’s a time to get a bit wild.
Whatever you choose, Red Foxx can deliver. Skimpy waitresses, topless waitresses, fully nude waitresses, strippers and multiple girl shows are all available to suit any desired level of debauchery. Make his bucks party unbelievable by hiring a few gorgeous topless waitresses to serve drinks while he is watching the strippers on stage.
Our girls here at Red Foxx are so hot they will make his bucks party the best night of the year whatever level of naughty you choose. For a more relaxed evening you can hire a stunning beauty, with her level of clothing entirely up to you, to deal your cards for a poker night. Our girls are not only drop dead gorgeous but also bubbly, friendly and fun. They will make sure everyone is having the time of their lives and make sure his bucks party is always remembered with a sigh and a smile.
Make it Happen! Make Your Bucks Party Reservations Now
So now you know what to do. Contact us at www.redfoxx.com.au to meet all of our stunning girls. Whatever your mates taste (or yours) we have a lovely lady who is sure to satisfy. Once you choose the lady of your dreams and decide on the type of service you would like her to provide, our price lists are on the website. Remember, don’t be stingy, this is your best mate we are talking about, and as long as he plays his cards right he will only have one bucks party in his honour, make it amazing.
Support the victims of the January Bush Fires in Waroona and Yarloop
Australians are no strangers to the dangers of bush fires and every summer presents the risk of dangerous heat waves and flare-ups that can progress into full-blown tragedy and disaster. While our heroic firefighters do everything in their power to contain these blazes, prevent loss of life and keep our homes safe from damage, they are often faced with an impossible task due to the hot, dry conditions and a lack of water with which to fight the fires. This was tragically the case earlier this year when savage bushfires ravaged the area south of Perth in Western Australia.
Waroona and Yarloop Ravaged by Savage Bush Fires
The fires in Waroona and Yarloop engulfed more than 71,000 hectares of land, many townships and consumed people’s homes. The destruction of these towns was tragic and heart wrenching, ending with 2 people dead and over 160 families homeless. In addition to losing their homes the residents of these towns have also lost their town’s infrastructure, and in many cases, their livelihood.
While the Western Australian government is doing all it can to help the victims of this tragedy rebuild and get on with their lives there are still many gaps that need to be filled. The people of Waroona and Yarloop have lost everything in the disastrous fires and need all the help they can possibly get to rebuild their lives and carry on.
Red Foxx is Here to Help Raise Money for the Families Affected by Wild Fires
Red Foxx has decided to do our part and help the people of Waroona and Yarloop the best way we know how! On Sunday the 21st of February we will be hosting a Bikini Carwash with all of the proceeds going directly to those most affected by this tragedy.
The girls of Red Foxx all feel very strongly for the families affected and have jumped at the opportunity to volunteer their time and energy to this worthy cause. Red Foxx’s Bikini carwash will be held between 12 and 4 pm on the 21st of February at Ye Ol’ Narrogin Inne, located at No. 2, South West Highway, Armadale, Western Australia, 6112. Here at Red Foxx we are no stranger to charity, having hosted a similar event with great success for the Princess Margaret Hospital.
Our bikini car wash is the Red Foxx’s way of doing some good for those in need. We also want to help lift everyone’s spirit and show Australia’s resilience in the face of tragedy, so we’ll make sure that everyone is having a good time! In dark situations like the aftermath of these terrible fires, let our girls shine some light on through and make things just a little better for the families of Waroona and Yarloop.
So bring along your car, truck, caravan or whatever else you can get on the road and head down to the Ye Ol’ Narrogin Inne. You will be greeted by the smiling faces and scantily clad bodies of our gorgeous girls ready to wash, soap, rinse and shine your rig. Charity has never looked and felt so good!
Now with so many gorgeous girls wearing next to nothing you could be forgiven for forgetting the charity side of this event, but it is important that everyone give what they can to this very worthy cause. So spread the word, call your mates to action and let’s make this event as big and successful as it deserves to be. The people of Waroona and Yarloop and all the surrounding small townships affected by these fires will be forever grateful for your help and assistance.
Topless Waitresses and Strippers: A New Valentine’s Day Tradition
Here it is again, February comes rolling in and with it there are shops full of heart shaped everything. Everywhere you look there are sappy bears professing love in cutsie-pootsie misspelled phrases and endless romantic movies, offers and deals. Ugh. It can all be a bit tiresome for those of us not burdened with the obligation of making some big flashy gesture of love and affection because some greeting card company tells us we should.
Hence the growing popularity of Lonely Hearts and Anti-Valentine’s Day Parties. Now single folks have a great excuse for a party! While all the couples out there go through the motions of fancy dinners, over priced gifts and store-brought romance you throw a raging party for yourself and all of your single friends – no sappy and frivolous Valentine’s Day cliches allowed!
Hiring Topless Waitresses for Your Lonely Hearts Valentine’s Day Party
Now that you have decided to push back at all of that corporate and commercial pressure to settle in for a sappy evening with your special someone and you have opted to have a party instead, you’ve definitely got to make it a bloody great one.
There is no better way to stick it to the mushy pressures of the V-Day season than to let Red Foxx help you host a raging party with our gorgeous girls or hunky guys who will be at your service as super-sexy eye candy in the form of topless waiters and topless waitresses!
Make Valentine’s Day the Ultimate Boys Night in
There will be nothing lonely about your lonely hearts party once our girls arrive and brighten the room with their dazzling smiles and even more dazzling figures. Whether you decide on a topless poker dealer, skimpy waitress, topless waitress, nude waitress or go all out on a full strip show your lonely hearts party will be an unforgettable experience for you and all your single friends.
Once they hear about your Valentine’s Day party, your mates with relationship obligations will be green with envy. When they hear about how stunning your topless waitresses were, how much fun your topless dealer made your poker night or how raunchy your strip show got, they’ll wish they could’ve been there.
Ladies Can Get in on the Action Too
Ladies, don’t let the boys have all the fun! Contact Red Foxx and let us provide a truly sexy edge to your lonely hearts party. With the choice of a ‘himpy’ barman, topless waiters, fully nude waiters or a full strip show, your party can be as tame or wild as your heart desires.
Forget about Mr. Right, you can have a gorgeous Mr. Right-Now tending to your every need as you party the night away with your girl squad. There will be no risk of awful last minute date plans or unthoughtful gifts when you do all the planning with the help of Red Foxx.
Our sexy guys are well mannered, well built and bring a range of entertaining party tricks, as well as other impressive assets, to your event to ensure everyone has the night of their lives.
What are You Waiting for?!
Don’t let this Valentine’s Day be another lonely one. Contact Red Foxx and select the man or woman of your dreams to add the sizzling edge to your party.
With so many gorgeous guys and girls to choose from you are sure to find the perfect match for you to make your lonely hearts party an unforgettable experience you’ll want to repeat next year. Visit out website at www.redfoxx.com.au and browse our fantastic staff and services, and make the booking that will make your Valentine’s Day party the envy of all your couple friends.